Melissa

Melissa

fat-amy:

me: mom, when’s the dinner ready?

mom: why, are you hungry?

HAHA NO MOM I NEED THAT FOR MY COLLEGE APPLICATION 

(via collapsed)

nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.
nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.
nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.
nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.
nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.
nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.
nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.
nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.

nosleeptilbushwick:

I want a marriage like this.

(via heliolisk)

bblackgoldd:

I am so glad I pressed play

(via gengarvevo)

alexblogguy:

omfg arcticmonksy actually sang noot noot to one for the road im crying 

(via alexblogguy)

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.
chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.
chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

chrihyonce:

nickelodeon:

David Beckham and his sons get GOLD slimed after he accepts the 2014 KCS GOLDEN blimp!

i bet this is the color of his sperm.

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

secretagentawkward:


this was either a great marketing ploy or a fabulous accident 

secretagentawkward:

this was either a great marketing ploy or a fabulous accident 

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

guy:

death-by-lulz:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS


Grandma’s Ghost

guy:

death-by-lulz:

THOSE WERE THE DAYS

Grandma’s Ghost

(via telapathetic)

officialunitedstates:

to all my spanish speaking followers:  hola

to all my non-spanish speaking followers who feel left out:  don’t worry, I just said “hello”.  maybe someday you too can grasp another language

(via officialunitedstates)

h0odrich:

I don’t think my grandma knows what she just did on fb

h0odrich:

I don’t think my grandma knows what she just did on fb

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

neopetcemetery:

the flawless diversity of fox news anchors

(via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme


a challenger approaches

kingcheddarxvii:

kingcheddarxvii:

here he is. the new meme

a challenger approaches

(via d0nn0)