You call me your Shrek but you treat me like your Farquaad
Slippery dick is of least concern
ONCE WHEN I WAS LIKE 8 WE WENT TO BRITISH COLOMBIA AND MY BROTHER THREW SEEDS ALL OVER ME AND MY DAD TOOK THIS PICTURE AND IVE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 487589437 YEARS
*Jesus does the cup song at the Last Supper* You’re going to miss me when I’m gone.
The dialogue in this movie kills me.
i’m never going to delete my blog so that in twenty years from now i can type my url, and scroll through somewhat of a time capsule and laugh at how much of a strange teenager i was.